I used to eat these muffins from the cafeteria in middle and high school. They were some kinda maple, apple muffins; they were delicious and they were only a dollar. Turns out you can get them at Costco, where they’re called “apple crumb” muffins. They’re made by Costco’s own brand, Kirkland, which is creepy. Let’s have a quick look at the other items Kirkland contributes to the capitalist marketplace:
-Health products: vitamins, supplements, age-defying bullshit cream, baby wipes, diapers, formula, makeup, etc.
-Pots and pans
-Food: nuts, cooking spices, beef, chicken, ham, bacon, fish, chicken, turkey, shrimp, cheese, chocolate, crackers, fruit, eggs, milk, oatmeal, yogurt, berries, juice, cereal, lasagna, chips, maple syrup, tea, and muffins
…just to name a few. It’s creepy that one company makes so many items, right? I just don’t like the idea that the people who make my batteries are making my breakfast foods. Regardless, I just bought a dozen of them with my folks at Costco yesterday, and this hypocrite is mighty happy about it