Maybe college students aren’t the brightest age group, but there’s a shit-ton of evidence proving that a good number of them are just idiots right now.  I don’t usually post on topical crap like this, but it’s just… too weird.

Some blonde white girl at UCLA put up this video mocking “these hordes of Asian people that UCLA accepts into our school every single year…  which is fine!”  Yeah, you seem super stoked about it.

why yes, my boobs ARE always this distracting!

Anyway, she goes off (awkwardly) about how these Asian students’ families flock to campus, care for their kids, and speak not-English to each other.  How dare they!  Mostly she’s pissed that as she’s studying in the library, “about to, like, reach an epiphany…” someone starts talking on their phone in what can only be described as some kind of clanging-pots language: “ching chong ling long ting tong!”  No wait, she’s being racist.  What a bitch!

My favorite outcome of this (aside from this chick becoming a complete pariah) is the first comment on this article about a 17-year-old Ivy League addmittant who pistol whipped her mom for not co-signing on a black Nissan 350Z (seriously though, I love that car.  So maybe mom deserved a stern talking-to, but not a knock in the head with a gun).  The comment reads: “So if she wants to talk on her cell phone in the library, let her.”  HAHAHA!  Oh man, so good.  Thank you, internet.

worth the jail time?