How could I forget about shoes?  This was a long-lasting source of totally harmless amusement during college.  No one could mention anything foot-wear related in a crowded classroom without someone muttering, “omg shoes,” or “let’s party.”  To this day, even my dad quotes this video.

Watching it now, I’m pretty horrified at how shitty this video is.  It’s like that guy I had a crush on in elementary school.  He was totally perfect at the time, but I see photos now, and he looks like everyone else in the class: a dorky kid with crooked teeth trying to fit in.  I’m talking about you, Richard M.