Apparently people are finding my blog by searching for stuff like “giant sword” and “tentacle hentai.” While there will be no phallic tentacles on this site, I like to give the people what they want, and parodying anime is just too easy.
May I introduce Anime Mascot #1: Giant Sword Dude
His bad attitude and drive to complete his unexplained quest is dwarfed only by his ridiculously huge sword. It’s just way too big. Naturally, he’s standing in a pool of blood, and scowling with his weird-colored eyes at the shiny energy/fire he can create when he gets super pissed during drawn-out fights with his arch enemy. His hair is blue so you can tell him apart from his twin brother who we meet in season three. His loincloth is always perfectly placed (no up-the-skirt shots for men), and the giant scar across his chest just shouts, “Don’t you dare fuck with me. My hair is blue, and my hands shit fire.”