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I bought a dress

I’m not the dress-wearing type, but when I discovered that I own a dress that makes me feel feminine, turns heads, and isn’t whorish, I decided to make it a point to wear more dresses that make me feel feminine, turn heads, and aren’t whorish while I’m young and fabulous.

So I bought a dress.

Cute, right?  Now I have to get a strapless bra.  Fuck.