My desk at work faces a wall. I have two coworkers whose offices open to the area behind me. As soon as I decide I deserve a mental break, I start checking out Facebook or reading LA Times, and I hear, “Hey, quick question,” but it sounds more like, “HEART ATTACK TIME, MOTHER FUCKER!”
It’s a Zebroid. Or a Zorse. Either way, it’s a real thing, and has been for quite some time. Apparently people have been breeding horses with zebras since the 1800’s. WTF, GUYS. It looks awesome, but… seriously.