BURLAK, bitches!

Oh, Russia.

I saw a Facebook profile the other day of some random Swedish dude who listed a band named Burlak as his only favorite band. Naturally I got curious and looked them up. Apparently they’re a Russian “TurboMetal” band whose website reads, “Welcome to the Revolution; You’ve just reached the razor’s edge.” They’ve just released a single entitled “Obsession,” with matching music video.

Words cannot describe how predictably horrible this video is. From the broken, poorly-used English in the chorus, to the amateur guitar solo, to the bug-eyed, spray-on tanned, roid-popping, inked-out lead singer (pictured), to his comically diminutive-by-comparison band-mates, this whole video is a complete disaster from beginning to end. A friend who watched it with me remarked, “Ooh that girl’s cute, that girl is attractive I guess, and wtFFF… MOM?!”

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