I park in the same parking garage off campus every day. People who park there are like me: repeat customers. You’ll typically find the same cars in their favorite spots. Every car there belongs to someone who works at or attends the university where I work/go to grad school.
So it’s weird when someone does a horrendous parking job. It’s not like they’ve never parked there before. There is really no excuse.
But since it’s possible that this horrible parker is a co-worker or classmate, I can’t put mean notes on these cars. I have to rely on comedy to get my point across.
Behold:

i made this
UPDATE: April 1, 2013
Once again, some oblivious sheep did a shitty parking job with an SUV in a compact spot. So I became a smartass. Again: