I just want to start shit

Sister has me and Boyfriend hooked on Bob’s Burgers.  It’s easily one of the funniest shows on TV right now (along with Ugly Americans, Archer and 30 Rock).  Tina does that anxious moan that everyone loves, Lynn is confident for bad reasons, Bob is dry and blunt, Gene is… not that funny, actually.

But Louise.  Oh my goddess.  Louise.

She’s a self-centered instigator (neither of which I am most of the time, but desperately wish I could be) and is therefore my role model and the person I want to be.  Right now.  I want to be a clever trouble-maker.  I want to cut credit cards into ninja stars.  I want to con some idiot into thinking wearing a horse costume is a great way to win over a girl.  I want to scream, “We’re having a CRISIS!” and be taken seriously.

She also happens to be pretty heartless most of the time, which isn’t a quality I strive for most of the time, so I guess I’ll never be this awesome.  *sigh*  Oh well.

Louise feels feelings

Louise feels feelings

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