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NOW NOW NOW

When I’m about to go to an appointment like a job interview or the first day of a volunteer thing that might turn into a job (like today’s thing), I get nervous.  Not worried-nervous, active-nervous.  My insides vibrate at a frequency that would make a Beagle go deaf.  My typing becomes sharp, quick, and super-accurate.  No web page loads fast enough.  I zoom around the office completing tasks with an efficiency that would make a German blush.  I snap my head back and forth and squint/expand my eyes like a hunted animal instead of glancing around casually like a normal.  I’m doing it now, right now.  AAAAAAH SHIT GOTTA GOOOOOOOOOO!

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