When I’m about to go to an appointment like a job interview or the first day of a volunteer thing that might turn into a job (like today’s thing), I get nervous. Not worried-nervous, active-nervous. My insides vibrate at a frequency that would make a Beagle go deaf. My typing becomes sharp, quick, and super-accurate. No web page loads fast enough. I zoom around the office completing tasks with an efficiency that would make a German blush. I snap my head back and forth and squint/expand my eyes like a hunted animal instead of glancing around casually like a normal. I’m doing it now, right now. AAAAAAH SHIT GOTTA GOOOOOOOOOO!