I got a moving violation a couple of weeks ago. It was totally my fault: I entered where it said “DO NOT ENTER.” Pretty clear, right? Duh.
Anyway, I’m taking an online driving course to make sure the point doesn’t go onto my licence and jack up my insurance rates, and this question made me burst out laughing:
Who writes these? It sounds like they’re having a really fun time of it, which makes me happy and more willing to continue taking this stupid course.
P.S. I Google’d ‘law ghost’ just to see what would come up, and got this, a website for a ghost writing service for legal documents that looks like it hasn’t been updated since 1992, and uses the motto “Lurking For You.” Once you fax in your materials you’ll receive an email with the document in “Word or WordPerfect formats.” Suffice to say, the midi file that plays on loop in the background is just precious.