goodness, humor

Group text shenanigans

You gotta be real careful when sending out a group text not to include some yahoo who will take the first chance to be a giant weirdo and inform all others on said text that your choice of friends has been questionable at best, and totally unjustifiable at worst.  Naturally, I am that yahoo.

A friend of mine sent out a Happy New Year text to me and a bunch of people I don’t know.  A couple days later, one of them accidentally texted us all back in an attempt to text one of them regarding movie plans.  MISTAKE, lol.

the total lack of response since then has solidified my position as "the odd one" in that group of friends (strangers to me).  WIN.

the total lack of response since then has solidified my position as “the odd one” in that group of friends (strangers to me). WIN.

 

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goodness, humor, manfolk

A slow day at the office

Was I bored at work today?  Yes.  Is that any reason to not have fun?  No.  No it is not.

So I texted Boyfriend.

what a smartass

what a smartass

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