goodness, humor

Group text shenanigans

You gotta be real careful when sending out a group text not to include some yahoo who will take the first chance to be a giant weirdo and inform all others on said text that your choice of friends has been questionable at best, and totally unjustifiable at worst.  Naturally, I am that yahoo.

A friend of mine sent out a Happy New Year text to me and a bunch of people I don’t know.  A couple days later, one of them accidentally texted us all back in an attempt to text one of them regarding movie plans.  MISTAKE, lol.

the total lack of response since then has solidified my position as "the odd one" in that group of friends (strangers to me).  WIN.

the total lack of response since then has solidified my position as “the odd one” in that group of friends (strangers to me). WIN.

 

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goodness, humor

Teacher Roommate made my day

Teacher Roommate can be very… blunt and to the point with herself.  This comes out in little ways like how she writes little reminders to herself in terse little messages on the back of her left hand, or in the titles of the alarms on her iPhone.

Her dad is in town on a visit.  They are the drinkin’est family I have ever heard of (aside from the Australians I encountered when I visited my family in Tasmania).  Naturally, when I get home around 730, they’ve already been out drinking for a while.  We texted back and forth for a bit about the internet debacle (now fixed), and how her dad helped her set it up (thanks dad!).  Then I receive this non-sequitur gem:

her awkwardness is my LOL

And my day has been made.  Thank you Teacher Roommate.

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