No matter where you go, people agree: bugs should be rounded up and killed, and they would be if they weren’t so damn useful and amazing.
i made this
Category Archives: humor
MS Paint, my first love
My coworker (let’s call her Hollywood Coworker for her constant mention of how she used to “work in the industry,” and watches a lot of TV) often laments (read: hates) being older than the college students we’re inevitably surrounded by (working on a college campus and all), and the other day was no different. I told her how a lot of my childhood drawings were done on MS Paint, and showed her my favorite new drawing tool: crayon! She complained about how she used to use actual crayon, and how it’s so much better (having never used MS Paint). So I decided to show her the ropes. Then this happened:
“Ok, guess what I’m drawing.”
that’s it
“… alligator.”
“… HOW DID YOU KNOW?!!”
Seriously, how did she know? This cracked me up. OH LIFE.
UPDATE: This website dedicated to using MS Paint is adorable.
Meme, redeemed
i lol’d
I was sick of the “Call Me Maybe” situation as soon as it started. I still can’t figure out why this song got so much attention, it’s so average. I think the fact that everyone was nuts about it made me hate it even more. It’s only hilarious stuff like the guy who wrote on the windshield of a filthy car in my garage that redeems annoying memes like this.
And then I saw this video, which made me love this song for the first time after months of hearing (and hating) it. It also reminded me that humans are awesome, if for no other reason then because we do stuff like this. Also, landing on Mars recently. That was pretty epic.
Diamonds in the rough
I got a moving violation a couple of weeks ago. It was totally my fault: I entered where it said “DO NOT ENTER.” Pretty clear, right? Duh.
Anyway, I’m taking an online driving course to make sure the point doesn’t go onto my licence and jack up my insurance rates, and this question made me burst out laughing:
if only the correct answer were C
Who writes these? It sounds like they’re having a really fun time of it, which makes me happy and more willing to continue taking this stupid course.
P.S. I Google’d ‘law ghost’ just to see what would come up, and got this, a website for a ghost writing service for legal documents that looks like it hasn’t been updated since 1992, and uses the motto “Lurking For You.” Once you fax in your materials you’ll receive an email with the document in “Word or WordPerfect formats.” Suffice to say, the midi file that plays on loop in the background is just precious.
I AM A PRETTY LADY
#whatshouldwecallme is hilarious. I’m dying. I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard. My tummy hurts, I can hardly breathe. After five pages of ridiculous animated gifs, this is the one that set me off.
There’s another that says, “How I feel when I get dressed to go out.” The tomboy in me cringes and smiles. It’s so true.
hey look, it’s me, wow, awkward
Bonobos are not pants
i’m flexing, therefore my pants are pink IRONICALLY
I saw this ad for colorful pants the other day, and a little barking laugh escaped my lips. Bonobo may be a brand of men’s blinding pants, but it was the name of a type of chimp first, a chimp known for its seemingly human sexual practices.
Bonobos are hilarious. They have matriarchal societies where French kissing, oral sex, and homosexual sexual practices (among the males, and females) are common. They seem to use sex to relax the group. After a fight: sexytime. When they get excited about a particularly plentiful patch of food: sexytime. A new female wants to join the group: lesbian sexytime. It’s pretty great. I wonder what the discussion was like when deciding on the name of these very colorful pants for men.
“Let’s name these absurd-looking pants after a matriarchal, hyper-sexual chimpanzee.”
“…Sure, fine, whatever, I’m missing Diablo III.”
“Yes! A thousand times, yes!”
The proper response: “Make it so.” Obviously. I hope Boyfriend does something like this if/when he proposes. And he will, assuming he knows me at all.
only a filthy Ferengi says no to Picard
I am hilarious
I feel like a meany going after stupid people like this, but I can’t help it anymore. I don’t have a lot of stupid friends, but now and then an old high school associate will pop up on my news feed on Facebook and say something like this, and I just can’t help it.
I love the seemingly unrelated post by another high school friend (both of whom smoked copious amounts of pot in high school), who has a kid now, ironically.
perfect
I made this
I’ve re-watched the first couple episodes of Avatar: Legend of Korra, and this part just kills me. Meelo has been cemented as my favorite character so far. What a stinker.
If you don’t know about this series, let me make your day a little better. It’s a sequel to Avatar: The Last Airbender, which is an amazing series (ignore the disaster of a movie). The fight scenes are great, the characters are easy to love, and the series, which starts out as childish, becomes dark and emotionally deep. You’ll love it.
kids can be so cruel
Be Random, Be Clear 